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Jul 18, 2008

Naked man forces cross country flight to land in Oklahoma

A man on an American Airlines flight stripped then tried to open an emergency exit, forcing the plane make an unscheduled landing.

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I think all passengers should be forced to fly naked. And the Alcohol should be free.

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I like the idea, however I see issues.

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I hope the soccer players kicked him in the balls.

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Jul 18, 2008
 
Honestly, this was NOT on my flight.......

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Jul 18, 2008
 
Ok, if I was not already scared of flying...

And some people should not be naked, think about it, all those people that think SPANDEX is a good idea? Imagine? Sorry if dinner came back to haunt you.

OH and I like that idea: GOAL!!!!!

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This is what happens when you show your a** on a flight. They remove you from the flight and take you into custody.

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Jul 18, 2008
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
This is what happens when you show your a** on a flight. They remove you from the flight and take you into custody.
LOL, I usually open a door and invite them outside.:-)

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At least he didn't try to get into the cockpit.

Although he was ''dressed'' appropiately

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skipper wrote:
At least he didn't try to get into the cockpit.
Although he was ''dressed'' appropiately
LOL, you remember, the Capn only likes those in Red dresses in the cockpit.
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if everyone undressed before boarding flights would we still need the TSA?
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Jul 18, 2008
 
Maybe he thought the airline was going to start charging for a "carry on clothes weight surcharge." The way things are going that might be next!

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Jul 18, 2008
 
O K L A H O M A where the wind comes sweeping down the...or rather, up his arse LOL
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Id get naked too with all those hot soccer players on board that would be an awesome score who could resist the temptation? maybe he should of kept it in the bathroom.....

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dave wrote:
why the heck is everyone getting naked and doing crazy things???
Must be the full moon.

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beaver wrote:
if everyone undressed before boarding flights would we still need the TSA?
Probably not, but we would need more barf bags.
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Jul 19, 2008
 
okie from muskogee in the pokie?

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That's why they call 'em Sooners. They get on the ground sooner. Even if they have to jump from 30,000ft.

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put an air marshall on every flight and when sh!t like this happens the air marshall pulls out a black jack and beats the guy senseless right in front of everybody,handcuff him and then literally drag his ass off the plane and onto the tarmac when the plane lands and stuff like this stops.as it stands now the guy probably got handled with kid gloves and got the attention he was craving in the first place.

hard to believe how unsafe air travel STILL is even after the lessons of 091101.
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the guy has serious for sure.....just like mr. mojo! What planet are you from....lol....
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Jul 19, 2008
 
..HOPE HE WAS HOT.....WOULD HATE TO SEE A NAKED UGLY DUDE....
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